How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

Where is popcorn

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.