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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn?

Where is Popcorn

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge