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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.