What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup