Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies!
He had a very esteemed colleague.
You Barium.
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!
She was taking god's name in vein.
A religious movement!
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
To steep.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
To get to 10.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
He just got laid by some chick!
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
