Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato