Boiling Water Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Rabbit Hole Jokes More Rabbit Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.