Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies!
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
Cottontales
Deviled eggs!
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
Both are a glaze
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Because he doesn't have a brain
Hot Cross Bunnies!
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
You turn off the lights.
Holy water!
You boil the hell out of it
