What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!