What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.