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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.