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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.