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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.