Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.