Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.