Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.