Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.