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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.