How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).