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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.