How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!