What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.