How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.