How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.