How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear