How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.