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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.