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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!