How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was the condiment stand charged with?

With a deadly weapon.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.