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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.