How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.