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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.