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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.