How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!