How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear