How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.