How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.