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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear