Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool