Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.