Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.