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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!