Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.