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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!