Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.