He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Buds before suds, bro.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
Like a glove.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Because he was resisting a rest.
Because Missouri loves company
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Lots of training.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Because 7 ate 9.
A sticky Wicket.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
It had a short circuit.
