Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Electric Car Jokes More Electric Car Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.