Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!