Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.