Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.