Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!