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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.