Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Why do they call it a third eye?

If it's on your fourhead?

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.