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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.