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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.