Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)