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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist