How much of northern Canada is habitable?

None of it.

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.