What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....