What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.