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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.