What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.