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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.