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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!