Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!