Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit