Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Previous Random Joke Next

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.