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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC