Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?