Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?