Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo