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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero