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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.