Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero