Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Gyro Jokes More Gyro Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Stalker Jokes More Stalker Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout