Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Stalker Jokes More Stalker Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Hoagie Jokes More Hoagie Jokes

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!