Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Gyro Jokes More Gyro Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret