Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Hoagie Jokes More Hoagie Jokes

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.