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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.