Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.