Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers