Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers