Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!