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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!