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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers