Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!