It had a SPOILER on it.
Petal to the nettle!
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Snowballs.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
SPOILERS*** Popeyes!
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Adidos!
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
It had a short circuit.
