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Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Why is Star Wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

Speedo Jokes More Speedo Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Race Car Driver Jokes More Race Car Driver Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Electric Car Jokes More Electric Car Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*