Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why is Star Wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

Short Circuit Jokes More Short Circuit Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out