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Race Car Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

Hitchhiker Jokes More Hitchhiker Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.