What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.