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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.