What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.