What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.