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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.