What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.