What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.