What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.