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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.