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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.