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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*