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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "