Valentine Day Jokes

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

Valentine Day Card Jokes More Valentine Day Card Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!