What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!