What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!