What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.