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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.