What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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A cantaloupe.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.