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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!