What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!