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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.