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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!