What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!