What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.