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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.