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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.