What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.