What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.