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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!