Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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It twerked.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.