Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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It was an emergent sea.

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None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Marry her!

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!