Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Theirs Jokes More Theirs Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser