Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Theirs Jokes More Theirs Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.