What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!