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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...