What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.