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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!