What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.