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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.