What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.