What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.