Because they can't elope!
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because they can't elope.
He said he can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Because they can't elope
Because it can't elope.
Because they were cant elopes
You cant-elope!
Cant-elope
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
A change of pace.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Because Dey-go-bah.
Shake it off
Well, they cantaloupe
Cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Occam's razor