Elope Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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A change of pace.

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I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor