Because they can't elope!
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because they can't elope.
He said he can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Because they can't elope
Because it can't elope.
Because they were cant elopes
Hide their trainers.
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Foreplay
Elopping shears
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
The bow is moving.
A new last name.
He couldn't part with it.
To find its stomate!
He said it was too tight.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
