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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe