Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...