What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe