What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.