Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What's math?

People who give 110%

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.