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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.