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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.