Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.