Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!