Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!