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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.