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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...