Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!