Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...