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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...