Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...