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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.