Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.