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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.