Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.