He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
He'd get a long little doggie.
