Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Weiner Dog Jokes More Weiner Dog Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Long Little Doggy Jokes More Long Little Doggy Jokes

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy