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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.