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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Weiner Dog Jokes More Weiner Dog Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".