Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.