Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"