Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"