Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
A golden receiver!
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Jack and the beans talk
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
They're not infallible
