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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!