Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*