Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke