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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!