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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.