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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.