Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!