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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!