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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.