What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.