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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.