What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder