A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
Three degrees, four tops
A graduated cylinder
A graduated cylinder.
