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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.