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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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They both think the other one gets laid more.

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I think they all white.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.