What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.