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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.