What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder