What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.