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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf