What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf