How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!