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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.