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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

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Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.