Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Lol
Last Supper
Check, mate.
A bit cross.
Lettuce, pray.
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
Brie me my supper!
Just cos.
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
You can't step out of them in public.
Get a womb, you two.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
The look on their face while being nailed.
The Woof of Wall Street.
The star has a bright future.
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
I set* ***who*** *free "*
Being given head.
In the Mossque.
