Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Brie Jokes More Brie Jokes

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!