Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

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3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.