Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!