Supper Jokes

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

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