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What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What are The Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive