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What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.