What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."