What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!