Rolling Stone Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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A crocstar

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Mac Leod Jokes More Mac Leod Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Hey Mc Leod Jokes More Hey Mc Leod Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In