Rolling Stone Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Hey Ma Cleod Jokes More Hey Ma Cleod Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.