Rolling Stone Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What are The Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Hey Ma Cleod Jokes More Hey Ma Cleod Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Jagger Jokes More Jagger Jokes

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.