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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg