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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.