What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.