What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!