You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Let's go fishing
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
I came early.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Hit by a car.
I hit that.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
A Nissan.
He takes the psycho path!
