What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

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How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)