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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Doorknob Jokes More Doorknob Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

Norman Bates Jokes More Norman Bates Jokes

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)